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Damn Nature U Scary of the Day: “That’s the loudest noise I’ve ever heard. I thought Jesus was comin!” Twins outfielder Denard Span tweeted.

Span was of course referring to Sunday afternoon’s Thunderclap From Hell during the top of the fourth inning against the Rangers — it so terrified teammate Josh Willingham that he dropped to all fours. (Watch for him, he’s the runner on first.)

Everyone else on the field was content to run screaming for the dugout, and the game was delayed for 45 minutes.




Saying What We’re All Thinking of the Day: Sarah Burge, who is in the Guinness Book of World Records for undergoing the most plastic surgeries, appeared this week on Anderson Cooper’s show, where the “Human Barbie” told the host about how she was getting her daughter on the same process and encouraging her to pole dance.

Finally, Cooper had had enough, and he gave her the boot:

I honestly have nothing more to talk to you about… I gotta be honest, I gotta just stop. I’m sorry. I try to be really polite to all my guests, but I just think you’re dreadful and I honestly don’t want to talk to you anymore.

Cooper later admitted: “I regret having her on in the first place, and I regret that that’s how things ended.”



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